ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

Raven-Symons That's So Raven (Theme Song)
Raven-Symons
That's So Raven (Theme Song)
Kodaline All I Want
Kodaline
All I Want

spvds:

myoozick:

all i want // kodaline

If you loved me
Why’d you leave me?

when u compliment someone and they don’t hear u and then complain about how no one ever compliments them…
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internetdouchebag:

"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school