First things first I’m the queerest

spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

dulldrops:

How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring

mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

"If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary."
David SedarisBarrel Fever (via feellng)

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

baby's first words

  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • trvsh:

    hey baby are you into 

    broke unstable losers